Wednesday, December 21, 2005

X-mas spirit et al



Right this is about as far as my Christmas spirit will go this year!!! Wow, how to bring your buzz down if your all in to x-mas!!! I officially no longer enjoy or look forward to it, and I have a very strange feeling this could be the most dull Christmas in a long time. The only real time I do enjoy it is when I'm away. Anyhow, here is some Christmas funny and humour. The link so you can all make crazy snowmen like I have done.

Also some other rudish Christmas humour:

21 things you can only get away with saying at Christmas

  1. I prefer breasts to legs

  2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

  3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!

  4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

  5. I've never seen a better spread!

  6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

  7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

  8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?

  9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

  10. Don't play with your meat.

  11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

  12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

  13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

  14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

  15. How long will it take after you put it in?

  16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

  17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

  18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

  19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning

  20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!

  21. I do like a good stuffing.

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